- Me: Why am I still single?
- Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
- Body: And you're flat lmao.
- Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
- Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
please don’t end next year. I want a future.. I wanna get married, have kids, fuck the shit out of my spouse every 4 hours, own 2 husky puppies, have sex on a kitchen counter top, eat and not gain weight, walk my kids to school on their first day and much more. Sincerely, worried imaginative teenager.
- Him: Jennifer, I love you.
- Him: Did she not say it back?
- Friend: Uh, I don't know..?
- Him: I love you Jennifer! Bye.
- : Dude wanna play hide and seek?!
- : Yeah! I'm the best at that game!
- : Yeah, that's because no one wants to look for you.
Sometimes people don’t cry because the feeling hurts, but because they can’t hold it back any longer.
My brackets are giving me blisters. Yuuuckkk.
Talking about my faults and my problems won’t change things. It had already happened, it’s the past. I’m not holding any grudges but you are? I don’t understand. No matter what you wanna do to me, nothing is going to change. God damn, I apologize for being a human and for making careless mistakes. I’m sorry for being young and naive. Sigh, give me a break.
If I Google my almost universal username “xbaabyjcl” all my shit shows up. Well, that’s something.. I don’t like.